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Joke of the Day
"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
"I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said ""Yes!"". I said ""Good, because I'm breaking up with you."""
"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels."
"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."
"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"
"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."