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Joke of the Day
"A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. May they never meet."
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"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."
"The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? ""Cause you're fatter than they are."""
"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."
"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."