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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"

"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.... The situation was tense..."

"I'm terrible at telling jokes I always mess up the punch limes"

"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."

"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""

"Husband: Have you lost weight? Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter..."

"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"

"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."

"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."