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Joke of the Day
"My uncle died on 9/11 Those buildings can come out of nowhere."
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"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."
"When people ask why I have a ""Trump 2016"" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white."
"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"
"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."
"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"
"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"
"Would you rather...? Would you rather have fucked a goat but nobody knows, or everyone thinks you fucked a goat but you didnt and there's no way to change their mind?"
"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""
"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"