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Joke of the Day

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."

"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."

"My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart"

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."

"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"

"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."