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Joke of the Day

"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."

"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."

"My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak."

"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."

"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."

"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""

"God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to"

"Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?"

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."