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Joke of the Day

"When people ask why I have a ""Trump 2016"" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white."

"Every single person my age... ...is 43."

"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"

"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"

"Even Al Qaeda is like ""These ISIS guys are a bit much no?"""

"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""

"OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy! OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail"

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."