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Joke of the Day

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."

"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."

"Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field."

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"I like my women like I like my deer... Mounted."

"Husband: You're like homework Wife: Why? Are you gonna throw me on the table and do me all day? Husband: No, leave you alone and masturbate."

"I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"A guy comes into a bar... Wait. No. It was a horse. A guy comes into a horse."