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Joke of the Day

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision."

"I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts..."

"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"

"Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour."

"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."

"How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."