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Joke of the Day
"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."
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"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."
"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"
"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything."
"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."