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Joke of the Day

"Mom: Where're you going? Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends? Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter..."

"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"

"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."

"This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die."

"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"