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Joke of the Day

"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"

"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."

"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."

"New Neighbor: Hi, I'm Derek; I moved in downstairs. Me: I'm Spencer; I'll be looking in your window and judging your decorating choices."

"Why was the ant so confused? All of if its uncles are aunts!"

"Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me."

"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"

"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"