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Joke of the Day
"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."
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"Mars: ""hello."" Me: ""Is your water running."" Mars: ""yes."" Me: ""WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"""
"If life begins at conception then I can use the carpool lane for the next few days"
"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort."""
"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."
"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."
"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"