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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"

"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."

"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"

"Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out."

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."

"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."

"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"

"Anal piercings are just a pain in the ass I'm so sorry"