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Joke of the Day

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"

"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."

"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."

"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."

"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."

"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"

"LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied"

"In this holiday season I really gotta give a shout out to those who've always been around for me. Mr. Chen and his family at the restaurant."

"I got a joke... your life"