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Joke of the Day
"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."
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"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"
"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."
"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"
"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."
"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""
"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"