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Joke of the Day

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."

"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"

"Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."