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Joke of the Day
"I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour."
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"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"
"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"
"Extra car key Extra house key Extra storage unit key Key to an extra apartment with a liquor cabinet - Keys to a successful relationship"
"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"
"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."
"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"I answer private number calls with: ""Rent a Gent hello"""