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Joke of the Day

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."

"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep. He said, ""Tech, no!"""