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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."

"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"

"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"

"No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep."

"I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*"

"Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them."

"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."