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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"

"What's longer than most relationships these days? This status."

"Just used the ""f word"" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use."

"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"

"Mike's Hard Lemonade is basically Kool-Aid with a squirt of Purell in it."

"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"

"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"

"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."

"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."