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Joke of the Day

"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"

"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot you fucking racist."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro Cinco"

"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""

"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"

"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."