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Joke of the Day

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."

"Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? She hated being microbe-managed."

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."

"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"I have had it up to HERE with visual metaphors in non-visual formats!"

"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"