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Joke of the Day

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."

"You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person"

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you."

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory? So that they could make fish and chips."

"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."

"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."