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Joke of the Day
"Why does putting a stone in a mans shoe make the best contraception. It will make him limp"
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"I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths."
"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."
"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"
"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"
"I came up with a new joke I invented a new word: Plagarism"
"The New York Knicks"