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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"
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"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."
"How do you know a girl is into you? Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't."
"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"
"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."
"A man deserves a woman who he enjoys spending time with, who can fulfill his desires, and who can cook. But most importantly, he must make sure that these women never meet."
"The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis... Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath."
"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"
"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""