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Joke of the Day

"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"

"when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height"

"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."

"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."

"What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala"

"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"

"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."