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Joke of the Day

"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."

"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"

"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."

"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."

"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""

"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"

"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"

"What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?? Cancer"

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."

"What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool."