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Joke of the Day
"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"
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"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"
"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"
"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"Trump: ""I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants."" Pence: ""Fewer!"" Trump: ""Shhh, don't call me that yet."""
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."
"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."