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Joke of the Day
"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"
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"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."
"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"
"""I'd like you to meet my half sister."" ""Different fathers?"" ""Shark attack."""
"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."
"If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle? none... Pringles come in cans"
"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"
"Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work."