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Joke of the Day

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."

"I see dead people."

"Here's an olive branch. Please choke on it."

"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."

"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"

"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"Anyone can beat a polygraph.It doesn't even have hands."