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Joke of the Day

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."

"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."

"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."

"I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister"

"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."

"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."

"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."