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Joke of the Day

"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."

"Wow, I was not expecting this to blow up ! RIP Inbox. Well, I actually was."

"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."

"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""

"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."