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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget, that escaped prison, that is also a psychic? A small medium at large."
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"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."
"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."
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"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"
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"Annoy your wife by saying ""wow"" every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor."
"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""