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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."
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"A public restroom I was in had a sign that said ""Flush toilet paper only"" and I just thought Well, shit"
"What does a Jewish wife make for dinner? Reservations."
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."
"We get it, cacti, you have great biceps."
"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"
"If I was in a room with Trump and HRC....... and I had a gun and one bullet.... I'd shoot myself in the head...."
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"
"[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back ""what's up"""