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Joke of the Day

"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."

"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator"

"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is UUUUUUGLY!"

"Confucius Say: Joke is like sex. Not good if you don't get it"

"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."