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Joke of the Day

"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."

"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."

"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)"

"What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? supplies!!!!!!!!!!"

"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"

"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."

"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."

"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"