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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"

"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"

"If a Facebook video says ""you won't believe what happens next"" then I replace ""believe"" with ""care"""

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."

"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"