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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is UUUUUUGLY!"
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"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"
"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."
"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"
"What's blue and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic."
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."