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Joke of the Day

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."

"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."

"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""

"Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now"

"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"

"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""