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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator"
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"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."
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"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao."
"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."
"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."
"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."
"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"
"How do you make a protester cry? Tear gas"