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Joke of the Day
"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"
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"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"
"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"
"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."
"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? A spear has a point!"
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
"I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it"