201340

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"

"It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy Stable jobs are hard to come by these days."

"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""

"for those who received a book from me this Christmas. They're due back at the library tomorrow."

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"

"What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."

"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"

"there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin"