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Joke of the Day

"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."

"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."

"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"

"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."

"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"

"My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."

"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."

"My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess, makes him an Asstrologist."