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Joke of the Day
"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"
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"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
"My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist."
"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""
"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."
"Operation Protective Edge was not about wearing condoms."
"Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa? Because nobody there is much of a drinker."
"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"