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"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"
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"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"
"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."
"inexplicably call ur boss ""shortpants"" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes"
"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"
"Why statutory rape jokes aren't funny. They always happen too soon."
"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."
"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."
"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."
"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."