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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"
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"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"
"What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee."
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"
"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."
"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"