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Joke of the Day
"I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it"
Next Joke
"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"
"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"
"I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring. I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact."
"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"
"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."
"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"
"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."
"Obama wants another chance"