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Joke of the Day
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
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"Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family."
"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"
"Monday morning, still sore from my run and all I have at work is acetaminophen, meaning if I take it I can't drink until like 11AM."
"A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like ""remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"""
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."
"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"
"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."
"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"