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Joke of the Day
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
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"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"
"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"
"Why can't ethiopians take med pills? Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach."
"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
"What's black and white and red all over (updated) Wall Street Journal Online."