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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"
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"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"
"How did Jesus get to the other side of the street? He used the Cross Walk."
"What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass I'll sea myself trout"
"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""
"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""
"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"
"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"