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Joke of the Day

"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."

"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"

"My wife wanted a new mattress... I said I'd have to sleep on it."

"George Clooney has done so much for the world. All of it to try to get us to forget that he was a terrible Batman."

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"What separates man from animal? Divorce."

"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."

"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."