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Joke of the Day
"My wife wanted a new mattress... I said I'd have to sleep on it."
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"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised ? Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."
"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"
"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"
"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."