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Joke of the Day

"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"Do nomads ever get angry?"

"My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!"

"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"

"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."

"What's fourteen inches and white? Nothing."